- Cars can hurt you.
- You cannot fly.
- It's never a good time to die.
- Taking your clothes off will draw attention.
- Keep your mouth shut at all times while in public.
- Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see
things that aren't there.
- Don't forget how to burp.
- Only carry: a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your
shoe.
- Nobody can tell that you are tripping till you tell them "I'm
tripping".
- No matter how fucked-up you think you are, you'll eventually come
down.
This time thankfully taken from
http://www.moppy.net/archives/20661.html.
See also:
http://www.shaman-australis.com/forum/